Why I love being a bottom

My top 3 reasons why I love being the box bottom for Duh:

3) DUH is a game that personifies "inanimate" objects, like myself. Too many times people just see us as "objects." You don't think that bean bag chair has feelings and dreams? I can tell you right now, you're wrong - and it's definitely thinking "stop farting on me!" Does carpet enjoy being walked on? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. What do you think? You probably have no idea... because you've never even ASKED IT!

2) Sure, the top is always glorified. But IMO, some of the best things in the world are at the bottom. Example: The bottom of the ocean. It contains ALL the sunken treasure and all the dead mobsters (cool). You can have your waves and stuff, I'll take the gold doubloons on the bottom. (That reminds me, learn how to use the Duhble-Down Duhbloon to your advantage when you play DUH - it's crucial!) 1) As the DUH box bottom, I have a lot of responsibility. Without me, you'd just have a box top and a bunch of game parts that just fall right onto the floor. Don't get me wrong, I love Box Top, but being pretty only gets you so far in life. If Box Top wants to hold the game parts, you have to turn him upside down, and he HATES that! I guess what I'm saying is, I relish my job and my lot in life, even if some people think I'm just a stupid piece of cardboard. No, no... you want to meet a real stupid piece of cardboard, try discussing anything of substance with a toilet paper roll tube. Complete. Moron.